Miss Universes' Cute Answers

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen because it stands every time it sees a woman......
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossips or rumors,
because it passes from mouth to mouth.
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers because it works day and night......
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Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organs in Singapore are very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose) It always wants to rush in quickly and leaves 15 minutes before the show is over.
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siow Ping.
Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan are like Chen Sui Bian. He knows he cannot do it already, but still tell people that he can.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton cars.
They look tough but actually are very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)